In this parody of Grand Hotel, despite a dying man's efforts to enjoy his final days, a jewel thief trying to comfort a great dancer, and a big business deal in progress, there are still those who say that "nothing ever happens here."
Unfortunately the movie Nothing Ever Happens is not yet available on HBO Max.
| Directing | Roy Mack | Director |
| Sound | Cliff Hess | Songs |
| Camera | Edwin B. DuPar | Director of Photography |
| Production | Samuel Sax | Producer |
