Two untalented singers are mistaken for a pair of major league safe crackers in Providence, Rhode Island. The two are pressed into service by the local hoodlums and quickly find themselves in conflict with their professional colleagues. Romantic interest is added by the daughter of the underworld leader who won't date the men she knows are gangsters.
Unfortunately the movie Safe Men is not yet available on HBO Max.
| Writing | John Hamburg | Writer |
| Directing | John Hamburg | Director |
| Editing | Suzanne Pillsbury | Editor |
| Production | Ellen Bronfman | Producer |
| Camera | Michael Barrett | Director of Photography |
| Art | James Clauer | Set Decoration |
| Production | Jeffrey Clifford | Producer |
| Production | Avy Kaufman | Casting |
| Production | Jonathan Cohen | Producer |
| Art | Anthony Gasparro | Production Design |
| Art | Ondine Karady | Art Direction |
| Production | Andrew Hauptman | Producer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Catherine Marie Thomas | Costume Design |
| Sound | Michelle Kuznetsky Silverman | Music Supervisor |
| Sound | Mary Ramos | Music Supervisor |
| Production | Eva Kolodner | Line Producer |
| Sound | Theodore Shapiro | Original Music Composer |
| Production | Rain Kramer | Associate Producer |
| Camera | Matthew W. Flannery | Second Assistant Camera |
| Directing | Tom Grant | Second Assistant Director |
| Camera | Joe Arcidiacono | "B" Camera Operator |
| Production | Katie Roumel | Unit Production Manager |
| Camera | Scott Barnard | Third Assistant Camera |
| Costume & Make-Up | Ariyela Wald-Cohain | Makeup & Hair Assistant |
| Directing | Rob York | First Assistant Director |
| Camera | Antonio Rossi | First Assistant "B" Camera |
| Directing | Julian Petrillo | First Assistant Director |
| Directing | Nicole Petitpierre | Continuity |
| Camera | Christopher B. Green | First Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Peter S. Abraham | Steadicam Operator |
| Camera | Melissa Soltis | Second Assistant Camera |
| Costume & Make-Up | Pamela Kezal | Assistant Costume Designer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Kyra Panchenko | Key Makeup Artist |
| Art | Gretchen Gnaedinger | Set Dresser |
| Art | Sherief Elkatsha | Set Dresser |
| Camera | Joia Speciale | Additional First Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Lloyd Handwerker | Additional First Assistant Camera |
| Directing | John M. Tyson | First Assistant Director |
| Costume & Make-Up | Kyra Panchenko | Key Hair Stylist |
| Directing | Brian Jude | Second Second Assistant Director |
| Camera | Steven Lubensky | First Assistant Camera |
| Editing | Bob La Rossa | Color Timer |
| Sound | Bob McNabb | Sound Effects Editor |
| Production | Julie Lichter | Casting Associate |
| Sound | David Pastecchi | Boom Operator |
| Sound | Dan O'Connell | Foley Artist |
| Editing | Sarah Brockhoff | First Assistant Editor |
| Sound | Harry E. Snodgrass | Sound Designer |
| Editing | Lisa Cossettini | First Assistant Editor |
| Sound | William Hooper | Foley Editor |
| Editing | M. Scott Smith | Editor |
| Editing | Sharon McGeeney | Negative Cutter |
| Sound | Coll Anderson | Production Sound Mixer |
| Crew | Doreen A. Dixon | Post Production Supervisor |
| Camera | Jenny Carchman | Additional Still Photographer |
| Sound | John Katovisch | Music Coordinator |
| Production | Susan Fried | Extras Casting |
| Crew | Manny Siverio | Stunt Coordinator |
| Camera | James Levine | Still Photographer |
| Sound | Juan Carlos Martinez | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Sound | Elizabeth Henderson | Foley Artist |
| Sound | Samuel Webb | First Assistant Sound Editor |
| Camera | Abigail Cohen | Additional Still Photographer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Lisa Grosso | Wardrobe Assistant |
| Sound | Andy Kris | ADR Recordist |
| Editing | John Dicker | Assistant Editor |
| Sound | Stephen Altobello | Foley Recordist |
| Sound | Mary Ellen Porto | Sound Editor |
| Sound | Jason Kaplan | Assistant Sound Editor |
| Sound | Thomas S. Drescher | Music Editor |
| Sound | Mike Decker | Boom Operator |
| Sound | Daniel J. Leahy | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Sound | Johnny Caruso | Music Editor |
| Sound | John T. Cucci | Foley Mixer |
| Sound | Michael C. Casper | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Rita Da Silva | Additional Hairstylist |
| Sound | Richard LeGrand Jr. | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Sound | Andrew Edelman | Sound Mixer |
| Production | Karen E. Etcoff | Extras Casting |
| Sound | Dave Paterson | Foley Editor |
