Gus is a fat cartoonist that recently won a battle against cancer, which explains his baldness. But he is also lonely. Therefore, his caring sister tries to set him up with suitable woman. But to do so, she must turn him into an irresistible man. When he falls in love with Emily, Gus takes the identity of a mysterious biker from New Zealand.
Unfortunately the movie Don't Tell Her It's Me is not yet available on HBO Max.
| Directing | Malcolm Mowbray | Director |
| Camera | Reed Smoot | Director of Photography |
| Sound | Michael Gore | Original Music Composer |
| Production | George G. Braunstein | Producer |
| Writing | Sarah Bird | Novel |
| Writing | Sarah Bird | Screenplay |
| Editing | Marshall Harvey | Editor |
| Production | Chris Coles | Associate Producer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Carol Wood | Costume Designer |
| Production | John Daly | Executive Producer |
| Production | Derek Gibson | Executive Producer |
| Production | Ron Hamady | Producer |
| Production | Karen Rea | Casting |
| Production | Mary K. Perko | Production Coordinator |
| Sound | William L. McCaughey | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Art | Debra Schutt | Set Decoration |
| Costume & Make-Up | Linda Thayer | Costumer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Carla Palmer | Makeup Artist |
| Crew | Rick Josephsen | Special Effects Coordinator |
| Costume & Make-Up | Kristy Kuehler | Wardrobe Assistant |
| Production | Chris Coles | Unit Production Manager |
| Directing | D. Scott Easton | First Assistant Director |
| Directing | Maggie Parker | Second Assistant Director |
| Costume & Make-Up | Andy Schoneberg | Special Effects Makeup Artist |
| Costume & Make-Up | Darlene Brumfield | Hairstylist |
| Sound | Robert Randles | Music Editor |
| Sound | Douglas Axtell | Production Sound Mixer |
| Sound | John Brasher | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Sound | Mark Hollingsworth | Music Editor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Daryl Kerrigan | Assistant Costume Designer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Martha Busch | Wardrobe Assistant |
| Sound | T.A. Moore Jr. | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Directing | Sharon 'Mae' West | Script Supervisor |
| Crew | Randy Thornton | Post Production Supervisor |
| Sound | Douglas Reed | Foley Editor |
| Sound | Adriane Marfiak | Sound Effects Editor |
| Sound | Mark Cookson | Sound Effects Editor |
| Production | Laura Vineyard | Post Production Coordinator |
| Editing | Jim Schulte | Assistant Editor |
| Sound | Andy Napell | Foley Recordist |
| Sound | Andy D'Addario | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Editing | Chris Ellis | Assistant Editor |
| Sound | James Bolt | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Directing | Helen Caldwell | Script Supervisor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Erin Lyons | Hairstylist |
| Sound | Sarah Brady | Supervising ADR Editor |
| Art | Linda Pearl | Production Design |
| Visual Effects | Robert Ariail | Animation |
| Crew | Ed Bannon | Thanks |
| Lighting | Dennis L. Peterson | Gaffer |
| Crew | Jerry Jackson | Transportation Coordinator |
| Production | Jerry Ariganello | Location Manager |
| Crew | Mary Erstad | Thanks |
| Camera | Jeff 'Moose' Howery | Key Grip |
| Art | Ellen Freund | Property Master |
