A stowaway sneaks aboard a ship departing on a cruise down the Vistula River. The captain takes him for a Communist Party cultural coordinator and the intruder gladly adapts to his new role, immediately setting to work at manipulating the passengers and crew into silly and vaguely humiliating games. Before long, Tym has got everyone under his thumb and created his own comedic dictatorship.
Unfortunately the movie The Cruise is not yet available on HBO Max.
| Directing | Marek Piwowski | Director |
| Sound | Wojciech Kilar | Original Music Composer |
| Camera | Marek Nowicki | Director of Photography |
| Editing | Lidia Pacewicz | Editor |
| Art | Wiesław Śniadecki | Production Design |
| Costume & Make-Up | Jadwiga Rutkiewicz | Costume Design |
| Production | Tadeusz Urbanowicz | Production Manager |
| Directing | Feridun Erol | Assistant Director |
| Directing | Tomasz Lengren | Assistant Director |
| Directing | Anna Wisniewska | Assistant Director |
| Costume & Make-Up | Janina Sękowska | Makeup Artist |
| Writing | Janusz Głowacki | Screenplay |
| Writing | Marek Piwowski | Screenplay |
| Writing | Andrzej Barszczyński | Co-Writer |
| Writing | Jerzy Karaszkiewicz | Co-Writer |
| Directing | Ludmiła Niedbalska | First Assistant Director |
| Camera | Andrzej Barszczyński | Camera Operator |
| Camera | Jerzy Majak | Assistant Camera |
| Camera | Stanislaw Matuszewski | Assistant Camera |
| Art | Boleslaw Pieczynski | Assistant Production Design |
| Sound | A. Piekarski | Vocals |
| Sound | Anna Iżykowska-Mironowicz | Music Consultant |
| Sound | Aleksander Gołębiowski | Sound |
| Sound | Lech Kowalewski | Sound Assistant |
| Sound | Hieronim Klimczak | Sound Assistant |
| Editing | Anna Rubińska | Assistant Editor |
| Production | Roman Kowalski | Assistant Production Manager |
| Production | Krzysztof Bogdanowicz | Assistant Production Manager |
| Production | Włodzimierz Ratowski | Assistant Production Manager |
