Goodhearted hero wannabe Patrick lands his dream job as a squire, only to learn the royal castle is a corrupt hornet’s nest of horny monarchs, crooks and charlatans. War, murder, full frontal nudity—who knew brightly colored peg people led such exciting lives?
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| Title | Air Date | Duration | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season 1 | Episode 1 | Pilot | 2020-06-12 | 23 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 2 | Hot Tub Death Machine | 2020-06-12 | 23 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 3 | What's Kraken? | 2020-06-12 | 22 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 4 | In the Line of Squire | 2020-06-12 | 23 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 5 | Let Them Eat Clown | 2020-06-12 | 23 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 6 | My Super Sweet Period Party | 2020-06-12 | 23 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 7 | Look Who's Stalking | 2020-06-12 | 23 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 8 | The Snow Job | 2020-06-12 | 22 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 9 | The A-Moooo-Zing Race | 2020-06-12 | 23 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 10 | Unchained Monarchy | 2020-06-12 | 24 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 1 | Shamrock Shakedown | 2021-12-10 | 24 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 2 | Toxic Femininity | 2021-12-10 | 24 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 3 | Destination: Wedding | 2021-12-10 | 25 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 4 | Good Vibrations | 2021-12-10 | 24 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 5 | Get Your Minchachas Out | 2021-12-10 | 24 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 6 | Tent Pitching | 2021-12-10 | 23 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 7 | Nothin, Usurp With U? | 2021-12-10 | 24 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 8 | Sad-iator | 2021-12-10 | 22 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 9 | Knight of the F**king Dead | 2021-12-10 | 23 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 10 | Hard Day's Knight | 2021-12-10 | 23 min |
