Never Mind the Quality, Feel the Width (1967)
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- Creator: Vince Powell
- First Air Date: 1967-02-18
- Last Air Date: 1971-09-14
- Total Seasons: 6
- Total Episodes: 38
- Status: Ended
- Episode Runtime: 30 min.
- Network: ITV1
Never Mind the Quality, Feel the Width is a British television sitcom first broadcast in 1967 as a single play in the Armchair Theatre anthology series, later becoming a series of half-hour episodes, which ran until 1971. A total of 40 episodes were made, all but one of them being believed to have aired. It was originally made by ABC Television for the ITV network, with its production being continued by Thames Television.
| Title | Air Date | Duration | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season 1 | Episode 1 | Cohen & Kelly | 1967-11-25 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 2 | Not So Much a Sanctuary, More a Penance | 1967-12-02 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 3 | Remember That Thou Keep Holy | 1967-12-09 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 4 | Man Shall Not Live by Bread Alone | 1967-12-16 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 5 | Leopards Can Change Their Spots | 1967-12-23 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 6 | A Flower of Israel | 1967-12-30 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 1 | And a Yamulka to Match | 1968-08-13 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 2 | A Madonna for Manny | 1968-08-20 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 3 | And Leave the Rest of the World Behind | 1968-09-03 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 4 | A Suit Fit for a Prince | 1968-09-10 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 5 | Hello Mother, Hello Father | 1968-09-17 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 6 | All That Glitters is Not Gelt | 1968-09-24 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 1 | Old Soldiers Never Die | 1969-08-21 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 2 | Situations Vacant | 1969-08-28 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 3 | David Kossoff? He's a Friend of Mine | 1969-09-04 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 4 | Arrividerci Roma | 1969-09-11 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 5 | It's the Thought That Counts | 1969-09-18 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 6 | And a Brother a Priest | 1969-09-25 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 1 | Blood is Thinner Than Water | 1970-06-25 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 2 | Without Prejudice | 1970-07-02 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 3 | New Worlds for Old | 1970-07-09 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 4 | What You've Never Had, You Never Miss | 1970-07-16 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 5 | Miracles to Measure | 1970-07-23 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 6 | Only Four Can Play | 1970-07-30 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 1 | And Ecumenicals to You | 1970-12-15 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 2 | I'll Take You Home Again, Kathleen | 1970-12-22 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 3 | Twenty Years On | 1970-12-29 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 4 | A Question of Policy | 1971-01-05 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 5 | The Not So Kosher Cantor | 1971-01-12 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 6 | And Nobody Knew They Were There | 1971-01-19 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 7 | You Will Go to the Ball, Manny Cohen | 1971-01-26 | 30 min |
| Season 6 | Episode 1 | Manny Cohen R.I.P. | 1971-08-03 | 30 min |
| Season 6 | Episode 2 | Romeo Cohen and Juliet Weinberg | 1971-08-10 | 30 min |
| Season 6 | Episode 3 | Holiday with Kosher Strings | 1971-08-17 | 30 min |
| Season 6 | Episode 4 | There's No Smoke Without Fire | 1971-08-24 | 30 min |
| Season 6 | Episode 5 | Weavers to Wearers | 1971-08-31 | 30 min |
| Season 6 | Episode 6 | Daylight Robbery | 1971-09-07 | 30 min |
| Season 6 | Episode 7 | Mix Me a Marriage | 1971-09-14 | 30 min |
