Watch My Chops is an animated series about an intelligent talking dog, Corneil, and his "dog-sitter", Bernie Barges. The series was produced, written, and animated in France, and the English dubbing took place in London. The series was produced by Millimages and aired in the United States on Nicktoons, in the UK on CBBC from 2004-2007 and France on France 3 of december 2003. It starred Keith Wickham, Ben Small, Dian Perry, Dan Russell and Laurence Bouvard and more recently Mark Laidman. In the UK, the show is called Watch My Chops, named after Corneil's catchphrase; in France, it is known as Corneil et Bernie. In the United States, the shows was titled Corneil & Bernie. A DVD of the first season has been released.
| Title | Air Date | Duration | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season 1 | Episode 1 | Panic on Board | 2004-02-21 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 2 | Stroke of Genius | 2004-02-21 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 3 | Moonstroke | 2004-02-28 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 4 | Jungle Panic | 2004-02-28 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 5 | Radio Bernie | 2004-03-06 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 6 | Close Encounters of the Alien Kind | 2004-03-06 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 7 | Corneil in Love | 2004-03-13 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 8 | Doggone! | 2004-03-13 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 9 | Peas in a Pod | 2004-03-20 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 10 | Surprise Surprise | 2004-03-20 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 11 | The Secret | 2004-03-27 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 12 | 200 Feet Under | 2004-03-27 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 13 | Art Attack | 2004-04-03 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 14 | City Bumpkins | 2004-04-03 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 15 | A Dog's Life | 2004-04-10 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 16 | Double Jeopardy | 2004-04-10 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 17 | Unlucky Break | 2004-04-17 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 18 | Superficial Intelligence | 2004-04-17 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 19 | Pregnant Paws | 2004-04-24 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 20 | The Fan | 2004-04-24 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 21 | Dog Walk Model | 2004-05-01 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 22 | A Friend in Need | 2004-05-01 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 23 | Don Corneilius | 2004-05-08 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 24 | The Dog-Sitter Show | 2004-05-08 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 25 | Santa Paws | 2004-05-15 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 26 | Love Me, Love My Dog | 2004-05-15 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 1 | Eau de Corneil | 2006-03-19 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 2 | Let Talking Dogs Lie | 2006-03-19 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 3 | Telepatethic | 2006-03-19 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 4 | Things That Go Woof in the Night | 2006-03-19 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 5 | The Big Sleep | 2006-03-19 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 6 | Dogs Are Dumb | 2006-03-19 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 7 | The Diary | 2006-03-19 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 8 | Dog's Dinner | 2006-03-19 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 9 | Home Sweet Home | 2006-03-19 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 10 | Mr. Know It All | 2006-03-19 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 11 | Pipe Dreams | 2006-03-19 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 12 | Basic Instinct | 2006-03-19 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 13 | By a Whisker | 2006-03-19 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 14 | Finders Weepers | 2006-03-19 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 15 | Love at First Sight | 2006-06-03 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 16 | Join the Club | 2006-06-03 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 17 | No Place Like Home | 2006-06-24 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 18 | Guardian Angel | 2006-06-24 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 19 | Who Said That? | 2006-07-19 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 20 | Gone to the Dogs | 2006-07-19 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 21 | Your Move | 2006-07-22 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 22 | Fur Wars | 2006-07-22 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 23 | Where There's a Will | 2006-08-07 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 24 | Police Dogged | 2006-08-07 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 25 | Pork-a-Palooza | 2006-08-19 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 26 | Bone of Contention | 2006-08-19 | 15 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 1 | No Chocolate | 2014-01-11 | 15 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 2 | The Loud Dog Whisperer | 2014-01-11 | 15 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 3 | Eglantine & Buttercup | 2014-01-12 | 15 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 4 | A Girl's Scooter | 2014-01-12 | 15 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 5 | It's Not Funny | 2014-01-18 | 15 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 6 | A Forced Health Regime | 2014-01-18 | 15 min |
