Please Don't Eat the Daisies is an American sitcom
| Title | Air Date | Duration | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season 1 | Episode 1 | My Eldest Child | 1965-09-14 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 2 | How About Two Gorillas? | 1965-09-21 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 3 | Who's Kicking That Gong Around? | 1965-09-28 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 4 | Dinner on the Rocks | 1965-10-05 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 5 | We're Bigger Than They Are, But... | 1965-10-12 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 6 | Look Who's Talking | 1965-10-19 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 7 | The Big Train | 1965-10-26 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 8 | Two Seats on the Moon-Shot | 1965-11-02 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 9 | Shape Up Or Ship Out | 1965-11-09 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 10 | Somewhere George is Calling | 1965-11-16 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 11 | Don't Fool Around with the Man Upstairs | 1965-11-23 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 12 | Of Hitches and Stitches and Big Round Dogs | 1965-11-30 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 13 | Very, Very Huckleberry | 1965-12-07 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 14 | It's Lad by a Nose | 1965-12-14 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 15 | The Big Brass Blonde | 1965-12-21 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 16 | Swing That Indian Club | 1965-12-28 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 17 | The Pied Piper of Ridgemont | 1966-01-04 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 18 | Say Uncle | 1966-01-11 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 19 | Nobody's Perfect | 1966-01-18 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 20 | My Good Friend, Whatsisname | 1966-01-25 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 21 | The Monster in the Basement | 1966-02-01 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 22 | Wring Out the Welcome Mat | 1966-02-15 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 23 | Move Over, Mozart | 1966-02-22 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 24 | Who's Walking Under the Bed? | 1966-03-08 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 25 | How Now, Hausfrau? | 1966-03-15 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 26 | Big Man On Campus | 1966-03-22 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 27 | The Magnificent Muldoon | 1966-03-29 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 28 | The Leaning Tower of Ridgemont | 1966-04-05 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 29 | Mine Is the Luck of the Irish | 1966-04-12 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 30 | Night of Knights | 1966-04-19 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 1 | The Purple Avenger | 1966-09-17 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 2 | My Mother's Name Is Fred | 1966-09-24 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 3 | A-hunting We Will Go | 1966-10-01 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 4 | At Home with the Family | 1966-10-08 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 5 | The Holdouts | 1966-10-15 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 6 | Trouble Right Here in Ridgemont | 1966-10-22 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 7 | Black Is the Color of My Love's Eye | 1966-10-29 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 8 | My Son, the Genius | 1966-11-05 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 9 | The End of the Trailer | 1966-11-12 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 10 | My Son, the Actor | 1966-11-19 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 11 | Of Haunted Houses, Little Boys, and a Ghost Named Malcolm | 1966-11-26 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 12 | And What Does Your Husband Do? | 1966-12-03 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 13 | Just For Laughs | 1966-12-10 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 14 | The Guardian | 1966-12-24 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 15 | Peace, It's Wonderful | 1967-01-07 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 16 | The Silent Butler Spoke | 1967-01-14 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 17 | The Cupid Machine | 1967-01-21 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 18 | The Thing's the Play | 1967-01-28 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 19 | The Officer of the Court | 1967-02-04 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 20 | None So Righteous | 1967-02-11 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 21 | Remember Lake Serene? | 1967-02-18 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 22 | Pest In the House | 1967-02-25 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 23 | Help Wanted, Desperately | 1967-03-04 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 24 | Just While You're Resting | 1967-03-11 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 25 | When I Was a Young Man | 1967-03-25 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 26 | Professor, Please! | 1967-04-01 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 27 | A Matter Of Concentration | 1967-04-08 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 28 | The Day the Play Got Away | 1967-04-22 | 30 min |
| Production | William Cole | Producer |
