Homeland Security is a 2004 made-for-TV film, which was intended as a pilot for a series which never materialized.
| Title | Air Date | Duration | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season 1 | Episode 1 | This is Your Car on Drugs | 2009-01-06 | 60 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 2 | Looks Like It's Been Through an Autopsy | 2009-01-13 | 60 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 3 | It's Not a Cow. It's a Guinea Pig. | 2009-01-27 | 60 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 4 | These Are Human Skulls So They Had to Belong to Somebody.. | 2009-02-03 | 60 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 5 | I Did One Stupid Mistake. It Cost My Whole Life. | 2009-02-17 | 60 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 6 | Manatees? Y'know. Whatever. They're Cool. | 2009-02-24 | 60 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 7 | There Could Be a Tiger In There. | 2009-03-03 | 60 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 8 | They Call Me the Rottweiler | 2009-03-10 | 60 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 9 | What Kind of Grades Did You Get in Recess? | 2009-08-10 | 60 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 10 | We're a Nation of Immigrants. All of Us. | 2009-08-16 | 60 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 11 | There Goes Another Broken Heart Thanks to CBP | 2009-08-23 | 60 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 12 | Were You Actually on The Bachelor? | 2009-08-30 | 60 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 13 | Strip Clubs. Open on Thursday. Hmmm. | 2009-09-06 | 60 min |
