Joan Girardi has begun acting a little strange since her family moved to the city of Arcadia. No one knows that various people keep introducing themselves as God, and then giving the teenager specific directions to do things. Unsure of what God wants, and if she's even sane, Joan tentatively begins to follow God's cryptic directives, all the while trying to retain a "normal" teen-aged existence.
| Title | Air Date | Duration | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season 1 | Episode 1 | Pilot | 2003-09-26 | 60 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 2 | The Fire & the Wood | 2003-10-03 | 60 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 3 | Touch Move | 2003-10-10 | 60 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 4 | The Boat | 2003-10-17 | 60 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 5 | Just Say No | 2003-10-24 | 60 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 6 | Bringeth It On | 2003-10-31 | 60 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 7 | Death Be Not Whatever | 2003-11-07 | 60 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 8 | The Devil Made Me Do It | 2003-11-14 | 60 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 9 | St. Joan | 2003-11-21 | 60 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 10 | Drive, He Said | 2003-12-05 | 60 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 11 | The Uncertainty Principle | 2003-12-12 | 60 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 12 | Jump | 2004-01-09 | 60 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 13 | Recreation | 2004-01-16 | 60 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 14 | State of Grace | 2004-02-06 | 60 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 15 | Night Without Stars | 2004-02-13 | 60 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 16 | Double Dutch | 2004-02-20 | 60 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 17 | No Bad Guy | 2004-02-27 | 60 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 18 | Requiem for a 3rd Grade Ashtray | 2004-03-12 | 60 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 19 | Do the Math | 2004-04-02 | 60 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 20 | Anonymous | 2004-04-30 | 60 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 21 | Vanity, Thy Name Is Human | 2004-05-07 | 60 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 22 | The Gift | 2004-05-14 | 60 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 23 | Silence | 2004-05-21 | 60 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 1 | Only Connect | 2004-09-24 | 60 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 2 | Out of Sight | 2004-10-01 | 60 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 3 | Back to the Garden | 2004-10-08 | 60 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 4 | The Cat | 2004-10-15 | 60 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 5 | The Election | 2004-10-22 | 60 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 6 | Wealth of Nations | 2004-10-29 | 60 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 7 | P.O.V. | 2004-11-05 | 60 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 8 | Friday Night | 2004-11-12 | 60 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 9 | No Future | 2004-11-19 | 60 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 10 | Book of Questions | 2004-11-26 | 60 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 11 | Dive | 2004-12-10 | 60 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 12 | Game Theory | 2005-01-07 | 60 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 13 | Queen of the Zombies | 2005-01-14 | 60 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 14 | The Rise & Fall of Joan Girardi | 2005-01-28 | 60 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 15 | Romancing the Joan | 2005-02-11 | 60 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 16 | Independence Day | 2005-02-18 | 60 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 17 | Shadows and Light | 2005-02-25 | 60 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 18 | Secret Service | 2005-03-04 | 60 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 19 | Trial and Error | 2005-04-01 | 60 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 20 | Spring Cleaning | 2005-04-08 | 60 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 21 | Common Thread | 2005-04-15 | 60 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 22 | Something Wicked This Way Comes | 2005-04-22 | 60 min |
| Production | Peter Schindler | Producer |
| Production | Eddy Vallante | Producer's Assistant |
| Production | Barbara Hall | Executive Producer |
| Production | James Hayman | Executive Producer |
| Production | Tom Garrigus | Producer |
| Production | Randy Anderson | Producer |
| Costume & Make-Up | Wendi Lynn Avignone | Key Makeup Artist |
