Mills wanders around his flat, telling ludicrous fictional anecdotes about his showbusiness friends and reminiscing about his time as a television producer. These stories are illustrated by genuine clips from the ITV archives, which, interspersed with Mills' own heavily-contrived commentaries and bizarre non-sequiturs, come together to reveal surreal fictional backstories.
| Title | Air Date | Duration | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season 1 | Episode 1 | Episode 1 | 1992-11-20 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 2 | Episode 2 | 1992-11-27 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 1 | Episode 1 | 1994-04-08 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 2 | Episode 2 | 1994-04-15 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 3 | Episode 3 | 1994-04-22 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 4 | Episode 4 | 1994-04-29 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 5 | Episode 5 | 1994-05-06 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 6 | Episode 6 | 1994-05-13 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 1 | Paramedics and Christian Flat Sharers | 1997-01-11 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 2 | The Natwest Tower and the Health Show | 1997-01-18 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 3 | Sumo Wrestlers and the Vice Squad | 1997-02-01 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 4 | Ghost Files and the Great Missenden Riots | 1997-02-22 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 5 | Danny Baker's Heavy Metal Documentary and Knife Etiquette: Wrist Manipulation | 1997-03-15 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 6 | Pet Psychic and Police Dog | 1997-03-22 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 7 | Dowsing for the Dodo and a Few Lonely Hearts | 1997-03-29 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 8 | Essex FM with Robbie Dee and Special Force: No Cycling | 1997-04-05 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 9 | Episode 9 | 1997-04-12 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 10 | Silas the Ghost | 1997-05-02 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 11 | The Guy Who Measures Things and 'Me Son's a Grass!' | 1997-05-09 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 12 | Dance for Jesus and Middlesboro Cops | 1997-05-16 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 13 | Christmas Coppers and Fell Out of a Plane | 1997-05-23 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 14 | Ice Cream Wars and Big Cat Chasers | 1997-05-30 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 15 | How to Pass a Breathalyzer and Miss TV Times | 1997-06-06 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 16 | Mr W**ker the Farmer (A Room with Two Views) | 1997-07-26 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 17 | In School and Bus Driver Magician | 1997-05-02 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 18 | The Most Blinkyingest Person Awards and the World Disco Dancing Championship (NW) | 1997-05-08 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 19 | Eyeball Disturbance and Chris Serle Investigates... Modelling Agencies | 1997-08-23 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 20 | Vinnie Jones and Bobby Gould | 1997-05-22 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 21 | Channel Tunnel and the Henley Regatta | 1997-05-29 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 22 | Depardieu Joins the Vice Squad and the Ghosts of the Ancient Ram Inn | 1997-06-05 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 23 | Taxi Touts and PJ Proby in 'Blackpool - Las Vegas' | 1997-06-12 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 24 | 'How To Stay Alive' When You've Got VD and Interviewing Sado-Masochists | 1997-06-19 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 25 | The Clocks, Bob Greaves, and Cardiff Cops | 1997-06-26 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 26 | Kerbcrawler and Scientology | 1997-07-03 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 1 | A Desperate Actor and John Blashford-Snell, Explorer | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 2 | The Bear Suit | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 3 | Jessico the Dancing Outlaw and Johnny Rubbish | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 4 | Miss Anglia 1979 | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 5 | Aaron Russo is 'Mad as Hell!' | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 6 | Barroom Brawling and Reduced Peripheral Vision for Handsome Men | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 7 | Jesco Goes to Hollywood and Miss Anglia 1980 | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 8 | My Punk Son and Hundred Dollar Clothes | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 9 | London Bridge - The Omnidirectional Rubettes and How Not to Get Arrested | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 10 | London Bridge Magicians and the Crap Psychic Hotline | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 11 | Paul Nolan: Too Handsome to Live and The Dirty Dancer | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 12 | Chakra Healer | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 13 | The Poor Man's James Bond and More Chakra Healing | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 14 | On-site Housing Problems | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 15 | Miss Yorkshire Television 1977 - Mingers and Mentalists | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 16 | Egyptian Airlines Theory and Mountain Biking Cops | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 17 | Speeding Ticket and Gypsy Camp Debate | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 18 | The Yorkshire Disco Dancing Championship | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 19 | Gordon Burns Says "Quit Smoking" and The Guy Who Collects Beautiful Things | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 20 | The Guy Who Erects Crosses and London Bridge - How Do You Say Sharon? | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 21 | The Great Storm and On Site Lancaster | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 22 | 'Chris Serle - Friday NOW!' and 'Hasil Adkins - Rockabilly Hero or Alcoholic Pest?' | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 23 | Toxic Chemicals and Eric Bristow | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 24 | London Bridge Reincarnation and Grand Theft Pants | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 25 | Lisa Stansfield versus Sarah Brightman: Who is the Best Singer? There's Only One Way to Find Out... FIGHT! | 30 min | |
| Season 4 | Episode 26 | Foot Massages, Colonic Irrigation and The (Not Very) Amazing Delores | 30 min |