Sketch show starring Bernie Winters.
| Title | Air Date | Duration | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season 1 | Episode 1 | Panic on Board | 2004-02-21 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 2 | Stroke of Genius | 2004-02-21 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 3 | Moonstroke | 2004-02-28 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 4 | Jungle Panic | 2004-02-28 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 5 | Radio Bernie | 2004-03-06 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 6 | Close Encounters of the Alien Kind | 2004-03-06 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 7 | Corneil in Love | 2004-03-13 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 8 | Doggone! | 2004-03-13 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 9 | Peas in a Pod | 2004-03-20 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 10 | Surprise Surprise | 2004-03-20 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 11 | The Secret | 2004-03-27 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 12 | 200 Feet Under | 2004-03-27 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 13 | Art Attack | 2004-04-03 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 14 | City Bumpkins | 2004-04-03 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 15 | A Dog's Life | 2004-04-10 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 16 | Double Jeopardy | 2004-04-10 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 17 | Unlucky Break | 2004-04-17 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 18 | Superficial Intelligence | 2004-04-17 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 19 | Pregnant Paws | 2004-04-24 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 20 | The Fan | 2004-04-24 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 21 | Dog Walk Model | 2004-05-01 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 22 | A Friend in Need | 2004-05-01 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 23 | Don Corneilius | 2004-05-08 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 24 | The Dog-Sitter Show | 2004-05-08 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 25 | Santa Paws | 2004-05-15 | 15 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 26 | Love Me, Love My Dog | 2004-05-15 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 1 | Eau de Corneil | 2006-03-19 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 2 | Let Talking Dogs Lie | 2006-03-19 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 3 | Telepatethic | 2006-03-19 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 4 | Things That Go Woof in the Night | 2006-03-19 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 5 | The Big Sleep | 2006-03-19 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 6 | Dogs Are Dumb | 2006-03-19 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 7 | The Diary | 2006-03-19 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 8 | Dog's Dinner | 2006-03-19 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 9 | Home Sweet Home | 2006-03-19 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 10 | Mr. Know It All | 2006-03-19 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 11 | Pipe Dreams | 2006-03-19 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 12 | Basic Instinct | 2006-03-19 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 13 | By a Whisker | 2006-03-19 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 14 | Finders Weepers | 2006-03-19 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 15 | Love at First Sight | 2006-06-03 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 16 | Join the Club | 2006-06-03 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 17 | No Place Like Home | 2006-06-24 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 18 | Guardian Angel | 2006-06-24 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 19 | Who Said That? | 2006-07-19 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 20 | Gone to the Dogs | 2006-07-19 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 21 | Your Move | 2006-07-22 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 22 | Fur Wars | 2006-07-22 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 23 | Where There's a Will | 2006-08-07 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 24 | Police Dogged | 2006-08-07 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 25 | Pork-a-Palooza | 2006-08-19 | 15 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 26 | Bone of Contention | 2006-08-19 | 15 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 1 | No Chocolate | 2014-01-11 | 15 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 2 | The Loud Dog Whisperer | 2014-01-11 | 15 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 3 | Eglantine & Buttercup | 2014-01-12 | 15 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 4 | A Girl's Scooter | 2014-01-12 | 15 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 5 | It's Not Funny | 2014-01-18 | 15 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 6 | A Forced Health Regime | 2014-01-18 | 15 min |
