Never Mind the Full Stops is a British television panel game based on the English language, its idiosyncrasies, and its misuse. It is hosted by the British actor, author and Oscar-winning screenwriter, Julian Fellowes. Each episode lasts 30 minutes. The series was filmed in March 2006 at Channel 4's studios in Horseferry Road, Westminster. It was originally broadcast on BBC Four, and aired on BBC Two from 9 October 2006. Two teams of two people are faced with various questions and challenges concerning English grammar, spelling and usage. The show is divided into rounds, with themes such as identifying the famous author of a badly spoken sentence and correcting the punctuation in a written sentence. There is also a quick-fire round with questions such as "What is a malapropism?" Points are awarded throughout the show to determine the winning team. Each show starts with the host giving a 'difficult-to-spell' word and an example mnemonic to help remember that spelling, and by the end of the show the panellists have to have devised their own. In episode one Julian Fellowes gave the example arithmetic: A Rat In The House Might Eat The Ice Cream; and Ned Sherrin's version was: As Richard Interred The Head Master Every Tiny Infant Cheered. By the end of series 1, even Julian Fellowes had realized that these so-called mnemonics were invariably harder to remember than the spellings – particularly as they were rarely related to the words in question.
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Season 1 | Episode 1 | Carol Thatcher, Ned Sherrin, Janet Street-Porter, David Aaronovitch | 2006-05-11 | 30 min |
Season 1 | Episode 2 | Nina Wadia, John Sergeant, Rod Liddle, Tim Brooke-Taylor | 2006-05-18 | 30 min |
Season 1 | Episode 3 | Bonnie Greer, Dave Gorman, Eve Pollard, Rod Liddle | 2006-05-25 | 30 min |
Season 1 | Episode 4 | Gyles Brandreth, Sue Carroll, Jessica Fellowes, Roger McGough | 2006-06-01 | 30 min |
Season 1 | Episode 5 | Hugh Dennis, Julia Hartley-Brewer, Andy Zaltzman, Roger McGough | 2006-06-08 | 30 min |
Season 1 | Episode 6 | Janet Street-Porter, Lembit Opik, Graeme Garden, Hardeep Singh Kohli | 2006-06-15 | 30 min |
Season 1 | Episode 7 | Nicholas Parsons, Pam Ayres, Sue Perkins, Rob Derineg | 2006-06-22 | 30 min |
Season 1 | Episode 8 | Paddy O'Connell, Marina Hyde, Jilly Cooper, Simon Fanshawe | 2006-06-29 | 30 min |
Season 1 | Episode 9 | Henry Blofeld, Sue Perkins, Daisy Donovan, Simon Hoggart | 2006-07-06 | 30 min |
Season 1 | Episode 10 | Bonnie Greer, Victoria Mather, Arthur Smith, Rob Deering | 2006-07-13 | 30 min |
Season 2 | Episode 1 | Arthur Smith, Shappi Khorsandi, Kirsty Wark, Rob Deering | 2007-02-13 | 30 min |
Season 2 | Episode 2 | Sue Perkins, David Aaronovitch, Gillian Reynolds, Robin Ince | 2007-02-20 | 30 min |
Season 2 | Episode 3 | Stewart Lee, Patricia Hodge, David Nobbs, Paul Sinha | 2007-02-27 | 30 min |
Season 2 | Episode 4 | Sid Waddell, Frederick Forsyth, Eve Pollard, Simon Hoggart | 2007-03-06 | 30 min |
Season 2 | Episode 5 | Edwina Currie, Will Smith, Susie Dent, Lemn Sissay | 2007-03-13 | 30 min |
Season 2 | Episode 6 | Phil Hammond, Kirsty Wark, Mark Steel, Shappi Khorsandi | 2007-03-20 | 30 min |
Season 2 | Episode 7 | Episode 7 | 2007-03-27 | 30 min |
Season 2 | Episode 8 | Richard Herring, Sharon Foster, Paddy O'Connell, Vanessa Feltz | 2007-04-03 | 30 min |
Season 2 | Episode 9 | Simon Hoggart, Lucy Porter, Angela Rippon, Stuart Hall | 2007-04-10 | 30 min |
Season 2 | Episode 10 | Jenni Murray, Ian MacMillan, Edward Stourton, Michael Rosen | 2007-04-17 | 30 min |
Season 2 | Episode 11 | Aggie MacKenzie, Paddy O'Connell, Barry Norman, Jessica Fellowes | 2007-04-24 | 30 min |