The misadventures of two of New York's finest in the 53rd precinct in the Bronx. Toody, the short, stocky and dim-witted one, either saves the day or messes things up, much to the chagrin of Muldoon, the tall, lanky and smart one.
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| Title | Air Date | Duration | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season 1 | Episode 1 | Who's For Swordfish? | 1961-09-17 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 2 | Something Nice for Sol | 1961-09-24 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 3 | Home Sweet Sing Sing | 1961-10-01 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 4 | Change Your Partners | 1961-10-08 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 5 | I Won't Go | 1961-10-15 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 6 | Muldoon's Star | 1961-10-22 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 7 | Paint Job | 1961-10-29 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 8 | Love Finds Muldoon | 1961-11-05 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 9 | Gypsy Curse | 1961-11-12 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 10 | Thirty Days Notice | 1961-11-19 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 11 | Catch Me on the Paar Show | 1961-11-26 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 12 | The Taming of Lucille | 1961-12-03 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 13 | Put It in the Bank | 1961-12-10 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 14 | Get Well, Officer Schnauser | 1961-12-17 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 15 | Christmas at the 53rd | 1961-12-24 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 16 | The Sacrifice | 1962-01-07 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 17 | Boom, Boom, Boom | 1962-01-14 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 18 | Toody and Muldoon Crack Down | 1962-01-21 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 19 | Toody's Paradise | 1962-01-28 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 20 | How High is Up? | 1962-02-04 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 21 | Toody and the Art World | 1962-02-11 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 22 | What Happened to Thursday? | 1962-02-18 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 23 | How Smart Can You Get? | 1962-02-25 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 24 | Today I Am a Man | 1962-03-04 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 25 | No More Pickpockets | 1962-03-11 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 26 | The Beast Who Walked the Bronx | 1962-03-18 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 27 | The Courtship of Sylvia Schnauser | 1962-03-25 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 28 | The Auction | 1962-04-01 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 29 | Quiet! We're Thinking | 1962-04-08 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 30 | I Love Lucille | 1962-04-22 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 1 | Hail to the Chief | 1962-09-16 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 2 | One Sleepy People | 1962-09-23 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 3 | A Man Is Not an Ox | 1962-09-30 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 4 | Schnauser's Last Ride | 1962-10-07 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 5 | Toody and Muldoon Sing Along with Mitch | 1962-10-14 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 6 | Occupancy, August 1st | 1962-10-21 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 7 | Remember St. Petersburg | 1962-10-28 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 8 | That's Show Business | 1962-11-04 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 9 | Toody Undercover | 1962-11-11 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 10 | I Hate Captain Block | 1962-11-18 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 11 | A Star Is Born in the Bronx | 1962-11-25 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 12 | Pretzel Mary | 1962-12-02 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 13 | 142 Tickets on the Aisle | 1962-12-09 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 14 | Stop Thief | 1962-12-16 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 15 | Je t'adore Muldoon | 1962-12-30 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 16 | The White Elephant | 1963-01-06 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 17 | Benny the Bookie's Last Chance | 1963-01-13 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 18 | The Presidential Itch | 1963-01-20 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 19 | Toody and Muldoon Meet the Russians | 1963-01-27 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 20 | Here We Go Again | 1963-02-03 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 21 | The Star Boarder | 1963-02-10 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 22 | The Biggest Day of the Year | 1963-02-17 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 23 | Here Comes Charlie | 1963-02-24 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 24 | See You at the Bar Mitzvah | 1963-03-03 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 25 | I've Been Here Before | 1963-03-10 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 26 | Joan Crawford Didn't Say No | 1963-03-17 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 27 | Lucille Is 40 | 1963-03-24 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 28 | The Loves of Sylvia Schnauser | 1963-03-31 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 29 | Puncher and Judy | 1963-04-07 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 30 | The Curse of the Snitkins | 1963-04-14 | 30 min |
