The absurd adventures of two defective detectives, who - despite unbelievable incompetence - somehow manage to solve their cases (or be nearby when the cases are solved) and retain their jobs.
| Title | Air Date | Duration | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season 1 | Episode 1 | What the Butler Saw | 1993-01-27 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 2 | Hostage | 1993-02-03 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 3 | Teed Off | 1993-02-10 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 4 | Acting Constables | 1993-02-17 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 5 | Studs | 1993-02-24 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 6 | Strangers in Paradise | 1993-03-03 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 1 | Collared | 1994-03-02 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 2 | Witness | 1994-03-09 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 3 | Never Without Protection | 1994-03-16 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 4 | Dutch Cops | 1994-03-23 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 5 | Sparring Partners | 1994-03-30 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 6 | Rear Window | 1994-04-06 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 1 | D.C. of Love | 1995-01-09 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 2 | Flash | 1995-01-16 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 3 | Art Attack | 1995-01-23 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 4 | On Thin Ice | 1995-01-30 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 5 | Between a Rock and a Hard Place | 1995-02-06 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 6 | Twitchers | 1995-02-13 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 1 | The Great Escaper | 1996-02-15 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 2 | Fur Coat, No Knickers | 1996-02-22 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 3 | Back to Class | 1996-02-29 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 4 | Sacked | 1996-03-07 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 5 | The Wembley Stadium Mystery | 1996-03-14 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 1 | Special Branch | 1997-01-14 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 2 | Cardiac Arrest | 1997-01-21 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 3 | The Beast of Hackney Marshes | 1997-01-28 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 4 | The Curse of the Comanches | 1997-02-04 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 5 | Best Man | 1997-02-11 | 30 min |
| Season 5 | Episode 6 | Mine's a Large One | 1997-02-18 | 30 min |
| Production | Ed Bye | Producer |
| Sound | Keith Strachan | Music |
| Production | Nic Phillips | Producer |
| Art | Andy Hamilton | Production Design |
| Writing | Steve Knight | Writer |
| Crew | Barry Noakes | Cinematography |
| Writing | Mike Whitehill | Writer |
| Sound | Matthew Strachan | Music |
| Editing | Mark Sangster | Editor |
| Costume & Make-Up | Rebecca Allen | Costume Design |
| Production | Susie Parriss | Casting |
| Sound | Nigel Davis | Sound Recordist |
