When everyman Patrick Owen is bitten by the easily-excited puppy of movie star Alexandra Young, he becomes an overnight sensation. His anonymity and privacy go up in the flash of a hundred paparazzi cameras.
| Title | Air Date | Duration | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season 1 | Episode 1 | Pilot | 2003-09-23 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 2 | The Second Date | 2003-09-30 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 3 | The Smarty Party | 2003-10-07 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 4 | The Musical | 2003-10-14 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 5 | The Weekend Away | 2003-10-21 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 6 | All About Evil | 2003-10-28 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 7 | The Last Action Queero | 2003-11-11 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 8 | Alex Misses the Boat | 2003-11-18 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 9 | Meet the Parent | 2003-11-25 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 10 | The Greatest Christmas Story Ever Told | 2003-12-23 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 11 | The Heartbreak Kid | 2004-01-06 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 12 | The Kid Stays in the Picture | 2004-01-13 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 13 | Party of Two | 2004-01-27 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 14 | Poison Ivy | 2004-02-10 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 15 | Not in My Dress You Won't | 2004-02-17 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 16 | Winners & Losers & Whiners & Boozers (1) | 2004-02-24 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 17 | Winners & Losers & Whiners & Boozers (2) | 2004-03-02 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 18 | The Peck-Peck | 2004-03-16 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 19 | Eight Simple Rules for Dating a Celebrity | 2004-03-30 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 20 | Friends in Low Places | 2004-04-06 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 21 | Drama Queen | 2004-04-20 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 22 | I'm Not With Her | 2004-04-27 | 30 min |
| Production | Chris Thompson | Producer |
| Production | Faye Oshima Belyeu | Producer |
| Production | Nancy Steen | Producer |
| Production | Carol Leifer | Producer |
| Production | Joe Davola | Executive Producer |
| Production | Marco Pennette | Executive Producer |
| Production | Michael Tollin | Executive Producer |
| Production | Brian Robbins | Executive Producer |
| Production | Chris Henchy | Executive Producer |
| Sound | Rhett Miller | Music |
| Production | Jeff Greenberg | Casting |
