The Osbournes is an American reality television program featuring the domestic life of heavy metal singer Ozzy Osbourne and his family. The series premiered on MTV on March 5, 2002, and in its first season, was cited as the most-viewed series ever on MTV. The final episode of the series aired March 21, 2005.
| Title | Air Date | Duration | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season 1 | Episode 1 | There Goes the Neighborhood | 2002-03-05 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 2 | Bark at the Moon | 2002-03-12 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 3 | For the Record | 2002-03-19 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 4 | Won't You Be My Neighbor? | 2002-03-26 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 5 | Tour of Duty | 2002-04-02 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 6 | Trouble in Paradise | 2002-04-09 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 7 | Get Stuffed | 2002-04-16 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 8 | No Vagrancy | 2002-04-23 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 9 | A Very Ozzy Christmas | 2002-04-30 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 10 | Dinner with Ozzy | 2002-05-07 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 1 | What Goes Up... | 2002-11-26 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 2 | Must Come Down | 2002-12-03 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 3 | The Ozz Man and the Sea | 2002-12-10 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 4 | Beauty and the Bert | 2002-12-17 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 5 | Smells Like Teen Spirits | 2003-01-07 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 6 | Meow Means No! | 2003-01-14 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 7 | It's a Hard Knock Life | 2003-01-21 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 8 | Cleanliness is Next to Ozzyness | 2003-01-28 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 9 | Viva Ozz Vegas | 2003-02-04 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 10 | My Big Fat Jewish Wedding | 2003-02-11 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 11 | What a Boy Wants | 2003-06-10 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 12 | Flea's a Crowd | 2003-06-17 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 13 | Run Ozzy Run | 2003-06-24 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 14 | Fists of Fury | 2003-07-01 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 15 | Mama, I'm Staying Home | 2003-07-08 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 16 | Tennis Racket | 2003-07-15 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 17 | A Little Ditty About Jack and Brieann | 2003-07-22 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 18 | Angler Management | 2003-07-29 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 19 | Bye Bye Babies | 2003-08-05 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 20 | Ozz Well That Ends Well | 2003-08-12 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 21 | The Osbourne Family Christmas Special | 2003-12-11 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 1 | The Show Must Go Oz | 2004-01-27 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 2 | Car Jacked | 2004-02-03 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 3 | Rebel Without an Ozz | 2004-02-10 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 4 | Return of the Ring | 2004-02-17 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 5 | The Accidental Tourist (1) | 2004-02-24 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 6 | The English Patient (2) | 2004-04-06 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 7 | Scent of a Woman | 2004-04-13 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 8 | Pain in the Neck | 2004-04-20 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 9 | Ozzy Knows Best | 2004-04-27 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 10 | Valentine Daze | 2004-05-04 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 1 | Sleepless in Beverly Hills | 2005-01-17 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 2 | Have Ozz Will Travel (1) | 2005-01-24 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 3 | Hawaii Five Ozz (2) | 2005-01-31 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 4 | Kelly Interrupted | 2005-02-07 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 5 | 28 Days Later | 2005-02-14 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 6 | Charity Case | 2005-02-21 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 7 | Number One Fan | 2005-02-28 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 8 | Lozt in Translation | 2005-03-07 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 9 | The Show Must Go Off! | 2005-03-14 | 30 min |
| Season 4 | Episode 10 | A Farewell to Ozz | 2005-03-21 | 30 min |
| Production | Jeff Stilson | Executive Producer |
| Production | Matthew Swanson | Producer |
| Production | Jonathan Taylor | Producer |
| Production | Melanie Graham | Producer |
| Production | Greg Johnston | Executive Producer |
| Production | Sharon Osbourne | Producer |
| Production | Lois Clark Curren | Executive Producer |
| Production | Ann Meek | Producer |
| Production | Francis Gasparini | Producer |
| Production | Sue Kolinsky | Producer |
| Production | Rod Aissa | Producer |
