Butch Patterson: Private Dick (1999)
- Genre: Comedy
- First Air Date: 1999-02-27
- Last Air Date: 2001-01-31
- Total Seasons: 3
- Total Episodes: 39
- Status: Ended
- Episode Runtime: 30 min.
- Network: The Comedy Network
Butch Patterson: Private Dick is a Canadian serial comedy television series centering around the seedy exploits of a self-described premature ejaculating, alcoholic, kleptomaniac, sexually deviant private detective played by Canadian actor/comedian Greg Lawrence. The series had a three season run, airing on The Comedy Network. Although the show was not a critical or commercial success, it maintains a small cult following. After the series' initial run, reruns were featured on the now defunct CBC Country Canada. Since then, all three original seasons have been released on DVD.
| Title | Air Date | Duration | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season 1 | Episode 1 | The Jewel Heist (1) | 1999-02-27 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 2 | The Jewel Heist (2) | 1999-03-06 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 3 | The Hit | 1999-03-13 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 4 | Call Him Ishmail | 1999-03-20 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 5 | Losing It | 1999-03-27 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 6 | The Dinner Party | 1999-04-03 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 7 | The Affair | 1999-04-10 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 8 | Strike One | 1999-04-17 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 9 | Mom | 1999-04-24 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 10 | The Dance Contest | 1999-05-01 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 11 | The Chase | 1999-05-08 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 12 | The Reading Drive | 1999-05-15 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 13 | The Wrath of Vance | 1999-05-22 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 1 | The Return of Vance | 2000-02-12 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 2 | Head Wound | 2000-02-19 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 3 | Debbie Gets a Trout | 2000-02-26 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 4 | Altar, He Go | 2000-03-04 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 5 | The Stake-Out | 2000-03-11 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 6 | The Ties That Bind | 2000-03-18 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 7 | Old Lady Digthorpe | 2000-03-25 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 8 | The Big Meeting | 2000-04-01 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 9 | Birds, Booze and Gas | 2000-04-08 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 10 | The Approximate Size of a Human Head | 2000-04-15 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 11 | The Beginning of the End | 2000-04-22 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 12 | The Plan Underway | 2000-04-29 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 13 | The Plan Revealed | 2000-05-06 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 1 | An Affair to Forget | 2000-11-08 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 2 | Fresh Tarts | 2000-11-15 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 3 | Ante Up | 2000-11-22 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 4 | Shrinking Heads | 2000-11-29 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 5 | Alley Oops | 2000-12-06 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 6 | Snapsy Come Home | 2000-12-13 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 7 | Those Who Can't, Teach | 2000-12-20 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 8 | Oh Yea (1) | 2000-12-27 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 9 | Oh Yea (2) | 2001-01-03 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 10 | Hepcat on the Catwalk | 2001-01-10 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 11 | I, Thadius | 2001-01-17 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 12 | How to Make Love | 2001-01-24 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 13 | The End of It All | 2001-01-31 | 30 min |
