A parody of "Baywatch" featuring Malibu Adjacent's Notch Johnson, the world's greatest lifeguard (hardly), and his unit SPF-30.
| Title | Air Date | Duration | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season 1 | Episode 1 | With Sex You Get Eggroll | 2000-03-14 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 2 | Silence of the Clams | 2000-03-21 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 3 | In the G-Hetto | 2000-03-28 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 4 | Love, Native-American Style | 2000-04-04 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 5 | Two Thongs Don't Make a Right | 2000-04-11 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 6 | Fanny and the Professor | 2000-04-18 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 7 | Eat My Muffin | 2000-08-01 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 8 | Miso Honei | 2000-08-08 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 9 | South of Her Border | 2000-08-15 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 10 | Day of the Jackass | 2000-08-22 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 11 | A Star is Boned | 2000-08-29 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 12 | Attack of the Cocktopuss | 2000-09-05 | 30 min |
| Season 1 | Episode 13 | Mario Putzo's The Last Dong | 2000-09-12 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 1 | B.J. Blue Hawaii | 2001-03-13 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 2 | From Russia with Johnson | 2001-03-20 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 3 | Remember Her Titans | 2001-03-27 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 4 | Rod Strikes Back | 2001-04-03 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 5 | Queefer Madness! | 2001-04-10 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 6 | Light My Firebush | 2001-04-17 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 7 | Chip's a Goy | 2001-04-24 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 8 | A Tale of Two Johnsons | 2001-05-29 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 9 | It's a Nude, Nude, Nude, Nude World | 2001-06-05 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 10 | It's Showtime at the Apollo 13! | 2001-06-12 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 11 | The Island of Dr. Merlot | 2001-06-19 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 12 | The Sexorcist | 2001-06-26 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 13 | Grand Prix | 2001-07-03 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 14 | Area 69 | 2001-07-10 | 30 min |
| Season 2 | Episode 15 | Booger Nights | 2001-07-17 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 1 | Penetration Island | 2002-06-18 | 45 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 2 | Saturday Night Queefer | 2002-06-25 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 3 | In the Line of Booty | 2002-07-02 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 4 | Three Days of the Condom | 2002-07-09 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 5 | Witness for the Prostitution | 2002-07-16 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 6 | The Gay Team | 2002-07-23 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 7 | You Only Come Once | 2002-07-30 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 8 | Hamm Stroker's Suck My Blood | 2002-08-06 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 9 | Godfather Knows Best | 2002-08-13 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 10 | Empty the Dragon | 2002-08-20 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 11 | Tennessee Ernie William's The Long Hot Johnson | 2002-08-27 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 12 | Taco Lips Now (1) | 2002-09-17 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 13 | Jailhouse Notch (2) | 2002-09-24 | 30 min |
| Season 3 | Episode 14 | Bad News, Mr. Johnson (3) | 2002-10-01 | 30 min |
| Production | Howard Stern | Executive Producer |
| Production | Timothy Stack | Producer |
| Production | James R. Stein | Producer |
